Good morning ladies and gentledoggies!
I'd like to introduce you to my friend Harold. Here are a few things you may want to know about Harold:
1. He bounces good when thrown.
2. He is a giraffe.
3. His head tastes like chicken.
4. He wears a red and white wasitcoat 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It has never been washed.
5. Harold really does like my company, honest.
6. His butt squeaks.
Have a lovely day!