Sleep 'til you're hungry, eat 'til you're sleepy ~ Unknown

The average amount of sleep required is 5 minutes more ~ Unknown


27 December 2010

Christmas Wishes

Hello Pals

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

(Old photo - Ma is lazy and I don't know how to work the kamrah thingywhatsit. I'm just a spring chicken in this pic - my Mr Greys are missing)

Christmas Day: I had a wonderfully early morning awakened by a chew bone conundrum, prezzies from Team Husky and a santy sack from Ma loaded with tennis balls, chews and treats! We later drove to Grandmas home an hour or so away and I was spoiled and got more chews and some squeaky toys!!!!

Boxing Day (today): I had a lazy morning, snoozed, dug up the lawn a little (slap on the paw for me!). We went for a bikeride during which I boiled and then Ma, feeling sorry for me, took me down to the lake for a drink. I dove in, swum around, convinced Ma to throw sticks and it was FANTASTIC!

Thank you efurryone for all the christmassy wishes and greetings broadcasted to the world this week, and heres wishing all of you, your friends, furiends & families a very relaxed and refreshing festive season and a Happy New Year!

Mr Koda MD

16 December 2010

Nine Sleeps!

Hello doggies and kitties

Ma tells me today that its nine sleeps til Santy visits.

She has attempted to make the place feel "christmassy" but I fear that it is not the case. The tree isn't green. There are no sparkly lights. What a poor effort.


The puppydog crackers are a nice touch. She only got little ones cos the big ones (with the better gifts!) were aparently "too big". Pfft.

I wonder if there is anything under here for me?

Koda
Waiting for the fat man in red.

14 December 2010

Efurrybody was kung fu fightin'...

Ha! Hoo-Yah!

Quotes courtesy of Mr Bruce Lee, martial arts legend!

"Do not be tense, just be ready. Not thinking but not dreaming. Not being set, but being flexible"

"The highest technique is to have no technique. My technique is a result of your technique. My movement is a result of your movement"

"Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless like water. If you put water in a cup, it becomes the cup. If you put water in a bottle, it becomes the bottle. If you put water in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend."

"There is nothing like freestyle sparring in the practice of any combative art"

"Once one has reached a maturity in the art, one will have a formless form. It is like ice disolving in water. When one has no form, one can be all forms. When one has no style, he can fit in with any style"

......those cats were fast as lightning"
WHAT!
No one said anything about cats!
Mr Koda MD

10 December 2010

May 2006 - My arrival at Ma's

Good evening!

WARNING! THIS POST MAY INDUCE EXCESSIVE SQEEING!

When I arrived at Mas house in May 2006, I was a little chap with jet black fur (no whiteys!) and big floppers of ears. I was once a young lad full of mischief...

Ma, bless her, decided to get off her bottom and get some old negatives put onto a disk which she has been meaning to do for the last four years. These gems are the result of this transaction:

Lazing on my wolf blanket. I used to sleep with my paws stretched out rigid in front of me like this...

Innocent pup with ears galore, see also my predominant nose mohawk had developed nicely by this stage and is still with me today...

Snoozing in the capable hands of the MOTH. Note: This was the only peaceful moment of this day - I spent most of the time chewing on the couch and weeing on the mat...

Watching telly with Grandma. I could actually fit under it, however that was not ideal for television viewing...

Floppy Sleepy shot...

Causing trouble with the carpets, I was only trying to be a helpful pup...

You would not believe how loud the squeaker on that little black shoe was... Ma used to get driven around the bend with it especially at 5am on a Sunday morning...

Poking tongues, getting cheeky...


Happy Friday pups and kitties!!!!!!!!!

Koda

Squeeful of it.

08 December 2010

Further "evidence"

Hello Ladies and Gentlefluffies!

I am not lazing in a patch of dirt that I scuffled up with my own paws today...
That is not dried dirt on my nose from schnoozling said dirt patch...
Whats all the fuss about?
Mr Koda MD
Non-scufffler

06 December 2010

Framed

Hello pals

I have spent the last few days being interrogated about so called Scuffles in the yard. Just because it is my poofield, doesn't immediately mean I was the one to scuffle up the grass and dirt with my claws.

Here is the supposed evidence:


I believe an intruder has been in my poofields whilst I have been peacefully napping. I'm thinking it has something to do with these pending reindeer that are stressed with preseason worry about carting Mr Santa around on Christmas Eve.
Perhaps they have taken to my poofields to scuffle for worms, or (for dogs sake!) complete their Number Twos! Ma tells me she has found some suspicious looking Number Twos in recent weeks, she thought they were from a CAT!
I will have to be on the lookout pals, I cannot withstand this framery and cheek for much longer!
Koda MD
Scouring the perimeters of the poofields

04 December 2010

What do you get if....

Two responsible pups...


...with no leads, enter a deserted forest adventureland...?

The answer is:

ZOOMIES!

Responsible pup trotting calmly...

Back to the action!

The best trick is when you zoom up behind your humans knees and act out an impressive collision. They collapse on the ground, cussing and swearing, its super hilarious.
More zoomies:
Kodaface got splinched, as did hind leg:

Oh the joys of the forest!
Koda