I have entered Dexter's black Labradog contest because A) I want to, and B) I am a black Labradog! So YAY! I qualify! Of course I am not going to reveal my entry to the contest because it is up to you smart folk to work out who is who! But I have documented here some reasons why I think being a black Labradog is Great!
Reason number one: Black labradors look supercool and mysterious with minimal effort.
Reason number two: Black labradors don't do this... but my friend Yak does, very thoroughly. Mum tells me that Black fur is much more practical that brown or blonde! She said to me she has more Black clothes than golden (expensive!) or chocolate (yummy!) clothes.
Reason number three: Black labradors can blend into their surroundings with ease, resulting in uninterrupted naptime.
Reason number four: Black labradors have enough "squish" to be able to squeeze into any small space where naptime can be completed with ease if there is no invisibility cape or mat available.
Reason number five: Black labradors have the brightest pearly whites! Shining like little stars against their ebony furs.