Aparently I have taken it upon myself to be a bit naughty lately... I call it Noredy cos most of the offences involve me having my ears turned off and ignoring the yelling and growling coming out of Ma... What would you do?
I have been Arrested...
LIST OF OFFENCES
1. Going into the rubbish while Ma is out of the room. Evidence pertaining to this offence includes half chewed corn cobs being found in the middle of the lounge, guilty looks and quick getaways from the crime scene
2. Annoying Ma during meal time. Evidence pertaining to this offence includes me refusing the SIT and DOWN while Ma is eating, usually I just look away claiming "I can't hear you Ma, I have my Siberian Ears on you ignorant so-n-so!"
I personally don't think these offences are Arrestment Material!
My sentence involved this horrendous display of affection and stuff:
I hated every minute of it.
Mr Koda MD