It is with great sadness I announce the dismemberment of Santy Number 2. You will know that Santy Number 1 suffered at the paws and jaws of an unknown attacker back in January. This is the most sombre occasion. I'm sure they were brothers or cousins or something...
"OH! Umm Ma I found little Santy Number 2 and he was all dismembered and stuff and I tried to put him back together with my paws and jaws and I couldn't, and then I panicked and then you crept up on me with that evidence collecting kamrah machine to spy on me, and it probably looks like I did it, but I didn't and its very unfortunate that I have been caught in this compromising position with the wee fellow. I didn't do it... honest."
Guilty until proven innocent